Yeah, we're leaving.

It's really hard to do this actually 'cause I've been here so long. Almost a year. But we don't belong here. We're not bad seeds anymore.

I want to be a teacher, or a coach or something. Definitely go to Uni and my mother has agreed to pay for me as long as I pay her back. And I will. Just like Jimmy's going to pay his parents back for the college fund. We'll be going to two different schools but we'll come home to the same place.

We're going to get a house eventually. Maybe even a white pickett fence for fun. A dog and two point five kids.  I don't know. But it'll be an adventure with the spiky haired cretin beside me. Utah, baby. Where I come from. I am certainly going to miss Hawaii's weather, although it'd be cool to have a white Christmas this year.

Paris, take care of yourself. And the shop.

I'm going to miss most of you. You can still reach me at Deadly Kicks x but I imagine that most of you won't.

Bye, everyone. I'll miss the fun but not the drama.

Also I'm taking my cats, fuck yeah. Claudio, Mub, and Sinep are also off the island and I know you'll all miss them more than me or Jimmy.

And I bet you all thought she was a sweet, kitten-loving girl!

Seems like somebody hasn't had their juice today...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry you can't trust me, and I'm sorry I'm not trustworthy. I'm sorry you're unsure. I'm sorry I'm not everything you dreamed I was going to be, I'm sorry for not trying to be everything you dreamed I was going to be. I'm sorry you speak in mostly Spanish when you're upset and I'm sorry I don't understand Spanish. I'm sorry I didn't love you earlier. I'm sorry we want different things and I'm sorry for all the things both of us want that we can't have. I'm sorry I like the same music you do. I'm sorry I haven't seen any of your favorite movies.

I'm sorry that I have anything to be sorry for.

I don't dislike anyone. Why does everyone have to hate somebody else?

It's pretty sad when your entire relationship and it's problems can be summed up and solved by a Kelly Clarkson song.

I'd have something to say about the secrets, but I'm much too busy kissing Haner's ass.

There once was a boy named Dan Whitesides.

He was a horrible person.

 

The end.

I just learned that anyone caught kicking the intolerant dickhead's ass will not get in trouble.

Oh, temptation. I can resist anything but temptation...

Oh, hai, hater.

Say those things to my face, okay? Stop hiding behind your little anonymity shield.

Deadly Kicks x. Even if I'm not online, message me anyway. I'll get it when I log in.

I didn't care much when you were just insulting me, but now... 

The Danfag  is back.

And really unattractive.

You don't know just how ~much that hurts me.  But thanks to the people who disagreed (which, honestly, should be everyone) and don't worry, Bert, I won't go anorexic on you.

THOUGH YOU CALL ME PUDGY ALL THE TIME, YOU CHUB.

Hey, side note. Whatever happened to hearing who won the awards for the prom-thingy?

LOVE DAN

[[I talked to real Dan and he nicknamed me Jacko McFloorshiner, so if I sign OOC posts like that... don't worry for my sanity.]]

The Letter A
Are you available?: Nope.
What is your age?: 18.
What annoys you?: Bert and Pink.

( More About Me, now Alphabetized. )

Pink used to be a man.

And if she says anything about me you totally shouldn't believe anything she says, even if she is made of awesome.

DO YOU HEAR THAT, BERT? NOTHING SHE SAYS IS TRUE.

Seeing as the idea stemmed from a convo with Zay...

Tell me what you honestly think of me here. Anon is enabled, but feel free to stay logged in too.

Just be honest. Niihau, what do you think of me?

You love me? Hate me? Want me dead? Want me single? Whatever. Just share it.